Jonny approaches Logan as he warms up and tries to get him to sign his rookie contract. Logan insists he could take on Jonny, big mistake. Jonny takes the fight to the hunky rookie and punishes him into submission. With no end in sight and no other options, Logan signs his contract. Sometimes the devil is in the details, and Logan clearly didn’t read the details. “Hold on, the fine print says I can wrestle any contracted wrestler anytime, or anyplace I want” Jonny informs the battered rookie. Jonny is relentless as the hunk’s screams echo throughout the arena. After 40 minutes of abuse, Jonny finally puts the stud out of his misery.
You’ve seen Aryx and Jonny square up before. But never like this. I’m not sure you’ve ever seen a match like this. If you like scientific wrestling, flashy reversals and flips, this match isn’t for you. If you want to see one man totally abuse 200+ pounds of muscle hunk, this is going to be the match for you. I don’t even think theres one single submission hold in this total annihilation. Aryx gets his body totally worked over, his pecs and abs are brutalized by punches, forearms, chops and chair shots. His back is broken my multiple slams and throws. He’s rammed into the ring post and thrown into walls repeatedly. The steel chair bends and nearly breaks after smashing repeatedly over Aryx’s battered body. Jonny even breaks out a chain link fence to torture his victim more. 24 minutes of methodical, real beat down. You won’t see thigh slaps or fake hits in this match. The action is as real as it gets, and Aryx is totally pulverized by the end of this manhandling. The price of this match reflects it’s uniqueness. Jonny’s never given out a beating like this quite before, Aryx certainly hasn’t taken one like this. A match thats totally unique because of it’s brutality.
24 minutes, $50.
Jonny and Ty have fought numerous times, often with Jonny dominating the bubble butted jobber. This fight ranks up there with the hottest of their encounters. By popular demand, one of the rarest Jonny matches ever filmed is finally being released for good, a jock strap ring battle. Ty suffers beautifully as Jonny abuses the helpless jobber. KO’s, gut punching, spanking, scissors, racks, tombstones, slams, a stink face and more! Over 30 minutes of jobber torture.
31 minutes, $35.
At the time of it’s initial release, this was a first of it’s kind concept match. Since then others have copied the idea. And who can blame them? If you can’t beat ’em, copy ’em, and who better than Jonny Firestorm to get some inspiration from? See what it’s like to be on the giving & receiving end of a Jonny squash match. From my perspective, you get to see the eagerness in Jake’s eyes as he’s relentlessly punished. Don’t let the pain fool you though, he loves it and you can tell. From Jake’s perspective you can see how terrifying it is to have a master heel about to unleash hell upon you. 40 minutes of fun, even without a real ending (spoiler alert, I won).
The Ball Bash Olympics are right around the corner, Jonny’s hoping to take home gold. He enlists the help of a very eager Drake Marco’s. Drake might regret volunteering to help Jonny train, he’s repeatedly ball bashed, slapped, kicked, punched, and squeezed. The poor jobber gets stripped, tied in the ropes, hung in the corner and much more. The inaugural matchup in the Ball Bash Olympic series. A brutal ball busting bonanza! Jonny sure looks like a gold medal favorite.