Monthly Archives: December 2022

Holiday Sale

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and that means you can rack up some savings. I’m releasing a few limited time bundles for sale over the holiday season.

Each bundle features 3 matches not seen on the website, you’re paying for 2 and getting the 3rd free.

Each bundle will run for 1 week only. Monday to Monday. At which point a new bundle will take its place. The exception is this week because I set the wrong date last week, so you’re getting a double dose this week.

For those of you who bought any of the Black Friday bundles, you lucked out with some pretty generous mystery gifts for purchasing a bundle, and even better rewards for purchasing both. Jonny FireClause will be in a giving mood when this sale concludes, so the more bundles you buy, the more and better gifts you’ll receive!

If for some reason you’re not interested in any of the bundles, but you still want to send me a gift for the holiday season, or for my upcoming London trip, I’ll graciously accept any gifs here.

3 matches for $50 a $25 savings!

Jonny Firestorm vs. Drake Marcos $25

One of my favorite jobbers ever. Drake looks his best when he’s being destroyed, the way he looks at you with those brown eyes screams “please don’t stop, I want you to have your way with me sir”. And that’s exactly what I do. Drake gets bent, squeezed, smashed, and submitted till he gives himself up to me. Whatever I want, I’ll take from my bedroom eyed jobber. This match has some vampire undertones, and I make sure I take a bite out of Drake-poo’s neck before the match ends.

Morgan Cruise vs. Damien Rush $25

Master Morgan demolishes muscle boy Damien Rush in a bare foot squash job dream match. Damien suffers beautifully as Morgan dominates him. It leaves one to wonder, does Damien enjoy being punished just as much as Morgan enjoys dishing it out? No body part is safe during this match, Damien looks great strung on the ropes while Morgan repeatedly chops his meaty pecs!

Sleepers 3: Jonny Firestorm vs. Brute Baynard $25

Massive muscle bad ass Brute Baynard gets repeatedly KOed by the master of mayhem. Jonny loves bringing the big man back to his feet just to knock him out again. There’s nothing quite like having a big powerful monster totally helpless and defenseless. In the ropes, on the mat, in the corner, nowhere is safe for Brute.

3 matches for $50 a $25 savings!

Jonny does London

My big travel announcement is finally here. I’ll be taking my long awaited vacation to LONDON! I’ll be there January 4th-11th. A little shorter than I’d like, but I’m still excited to get away and visit one of my favorite cities for the first time in 6 years.

I would like this to be at least 80% vacation, but I’d be foolish if I wasn’t accepting serious inquiries for private matches or other wrestling opportunities. I’d love to be able to make it over there more frequently, but seeing how it’s been 6 years between visits, this could be the last time I’ll be in London during my wrestling years. Who knows what the future holds, maybe I’ll never hang up the boots, but if I had to guess I’m closer to the end of my career than the beginning.

I’m not sure exactly where I’m staying just yet, it will be in the city. The last time I was there it was near Hyde Park. Probably somewhere between there and Farringdon just so I’m kinda centrally located.

Any good tips for things to do, places to go, fun pubs or stuff?