This is part two, rounding out the top 10 list. You can find part 1 here.

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Let’s get right into it, no need for cute introductions. You know what the deal is.

#5- Gary Myers

One time FM muscle stud, Gary Myers

Who? He only appeared in one BG East video (Fantasymen 3 vs. Jose), but take a look at him. He’s handsome, he’s built, and he packs that green g-string very well. As funny as it might sound, he probably would be lower on the list if he had done more matches. But his single appearance has made him somewhat of an enigma in my eyes. I hate to make an assessment based off one match, so this ranking is based solely on the possibilities. Even if he never became a dominant muscle heel, he would’ve made one hell of a muscle-boy jobber for me. It would’ve been a pleasure picking him apart.

#4- Kip Sorell

Hunky stud rookie, Kip Sorell

This one obviously applies in BG East land, because this match has happened and is available to download in the store, and there are other exclusive Kip matches available to Club Firestorm members! One of BG East’s hottest Fantasymen, Kip is the total package. All-American boy next door looks, an incredibly ripped muscle body, and a million dollar smile. I’m not sure I can find a flaw with Kip if I tried to. I’m not interested in finding one either. He’s perfect. He needs to be punished for it. When I’m in the ring with Kip I’m only after one thing, his total destruction. It doesn’t matter how much he begs, pleads, or submits, I won’t stop until I’m totally satisfied with my work.

#3- Bass Wallace

Print this out and put it on every milk carton. There’s a challenge to be answered.

The Bass Wallace reign as BG East’s lightweight division champ is well documented. His win/loss record is impeccable. He was tough as nails, cocky as shit and could back it all up. Kind of sounds familiar now that I think about it. If you’re a newer BG East fan, you’re really doing yourself a disservice if you don’t check out his body of work in the Private Bouts series. This is another one of those matches that would be a challenge for me. I wouldn’t expect it to be a straightforward clean wrestling match, it would be a dog fight. I expect things would get down and dirty, and I would welcome it. I don’t want to win some finesse wrestling contest, I want to be in a war. Where only the toughest, ballsiest, more ruthless, bad ass wrestler emerges the victor. In fact, this is not so much my #3 entry. It’s a challenge. Bass Wallace if you’re out there, if anybody knows where he is, or how to contact him, tell him Jonny Firestorm wants a piece of him. Anytime, anywhere. I’ll even fly him into Boston to wrestle. No mat, no ring, no video, no problem. Email me- info@jonnyfirestorm.com

#2- The Brooklyn Bodywrecker

BGE’s resident leather daddy, s&m, domination master, the BBW.

He needs no introduction, I don’t need to build him up or establish what he brought to the table. He’s established his dominance over every BGE star that crossed his path, he’s been Kid Leopard’s hired gun, he’s a sexual sadist, he’s the ultimate leather daddy. I don’t know if I’d be able to compete with, never mind defeat the BBW. If I were to pull off a victory I’d have to weather the storm, try to push the big guys buttons & get under his skin a little bit, wait for him to retaliate, hope he makes a mistake and capitalize. I’d probably only have one chance. The Bodywrecker is highly intelligent, something that makes him more dangerous than your average bear. I’d be torn between trying to wear him down with chokes and sleepers, or trying to take his tree trunk legs out and turn it into a mat battle. Whatever I managed to do, I would have to be extremely accurate with my attacks, one false move and I’d end up crushed between his thighs, pounded by his iron fist, and broken across his muscular shoulders. Come to think of it, those probably wouldn’t be the worst things he did to me.

#1- Kid Leoaprd

My #1, maybe I angered him enough in the Contract 10 finale to warrant a ring match?

Was there ever any doubt? He’s the man, the myth, and the legend. He’s the ultimate BG East wrestler, the greatest heel who’s ever stepped foot in a wrestling ring, or on the mat. He was never the biggest, but he was sadistic. Between his limitless knowledge of wrestling holds, and his ruthlessness, nobody ever stood a chance when wrestling Kid Leopard. He could bend, twist and stretch his opponents out 100 different ways before they finished putting their boots on. Kid Leopard put gay erotic wrestling on the map. He’s the godfather of this genre. He’s the Joe Montana of BG East. You know what though? I’m Steve Young (I’d rather be Brady, but this analogy works better). This would be the ultimate dream match, each of us similar in style. The holds, the counters, the dirty tricks. Of course I think I’d come out on top, I’m sure the boss would disagree.

So that’s my top 10. Agree, disagree? Who would be in your top 10? Leave a comment and let me know!