Top 10 wrestlers I’d like to wrestle. Part 1.

I’m bringing this blog post back from the past, part 2 will be later on this week. I’m going to be very busy this week with a mix of BG East tapings, and stuff for the Firestorm site, and Club Firestorm. Expect a full update after things settle down next week! For Club Firestorm Members, a new Exclusive match, free video clip, and photo gallery has been added. You’re also going to get another added bonus at some point this week!

I’ve stepped into the ring, or on the mat with a modern day who’s who of BG East wrestling. But, I haven’t locked up with everybody on my personal “to do list”. Some wrestlers have retired, others have managed to slip through my fingers. Here’s my top 10 wrestlers I’d like to sink my teeth into. This blog post will feature wrestlers #10-6.

Honorable mentions: Beau Nasty, Gabriel Ross, Shane McCall, TNT, Bryan, Wade Cutler, Greg Leary, Rafe Sanchez, Kid Vicious, Dark/Scott Rogers, Kid Brock, Biff Farrell, Cameron Matthews, and Chet Chastian.

#10- Vinny Trevino

Boxing stud Vinny Trevino

Boxing stud Vinny Trevino

Vinny beat out Dark/Scott Rogers for my #10 spot. Look at him, you’d be hard pressed not to include him in a top 10 list for anything. His pecs, abs, arms, legs, and back, the guy was built like a brick shit house. He wasn’t a pushover either. He displayed his boxing talent in several of his matches, using those skills to put a beating on Patrick Donovan in Gut Bash 2. Just the idea of stringing him upside down in the corner, and beating on those abs, or tying him in the ropes, and pounding on those big, beefy pecs is what really earned him the 10 spot.

 

#9- Morgan Cruise

A potential challenge in Morgan Cruise?

A potential challenge in Morgan Cruise?

He nearly beat me out for “Heel of the Year” in the BG East awards one year. I’d like the chance to put him to the test. With Morgan it’s not about appearances or desire. It’s about the challenge. He would be a very formidable opponent for me, he’s strong, he has a sadistic streak, and he’s proficient with his wrestling skills. It would be a fun battle.

 

#8-  Troy Baker

Ultra ripped Fantasyman Troy Baker

Ultra ripped Fantasyman Troy Baker

Like I really need to get into why. He’s Troy fucking Baker, look at him. The things I would do to that body.

 

#7-  Scott Williams

Jobber of the millennium, Scott Williams

Jobber of the millennium, Scott Williams

No need to adjust your monitor, nothing’s wrong with it. Nope, not a typo. It’s not April 1st either. I’m not sure why he’s on this list to be honest. With a face a mother couldn’t love, the body of an underdeveloped Proboscis monkey (which does resemble Scott, look at that nose), and non existent wrestling skill, he wouldn’t pose much of a challenge. I’ve heard his screams of submission echo through the BGE arena more times than I care for. The match would be fun though, his reluctance to submit, and the never ending nonsensical babble that comes out of his mouth, would only help motivate me to perform one of the best squash jobs BG East would ever see. Too bad this one will never happen. Retired would be an understatement, he’s border line extinct. Last I heard, Scott was on display at the Smithsonian. 

 

#6- Lane Hartley

Hunky rookie Lane Hartley

Hunky rookie Lane Hartley

Ruggedly handsome, and highly skilled, Lane Hartley exploded onto the BGE landscape by dismantling Brad Barnes. Lane’s comparable to Donnie Drake in my book. Hopefully for me, the outcome of our match wouldn’t be the same as the match with Donnie. I’m always up for a challenge, and I have no doubt Lane has what it takes to push me to my limit. I’ll be lining up at Kid Leopard’s door asking for this match. I think Lane’s inexperience in BG style wrestling would ultimately be his downfall. One strategically time crotch claw would probably throw him off his game, and give me an opening to put him down for the count.

 

10 thoughts on “Top 10 wrestlers I’d like to wrestle. Part 1.

  1. Jose

    I just have to say that Jonny Firestorm Vs Lane Hartley NEEDS to happen! How awesome a give and take match between you two would be?? I know a lot of fans would love to see this!

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  2. beau

    I think Jonny would destroy all of these guys, with exception of Hartley, which i would say a toss up. Baker and trevino wouldnt stand a chance, as Mr. Man, Jonny loves beating the crap out of the big muscle boys. Older and recent matches against Charron, Chace, and Kip all show his toughness and skill prevailing over muscle. And would love to see Jonny take on cocky, mouthy Morgan Cruise, Jonny is tougher, stronger, and a farbetter fighter than Cruise, who would get his much needed humbling.

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